You actually don’t have a pet cat! Instead, what you have a small feline secret agent.
1. You may think you have a pet cat, but that’s not the case.
2. The truth is this: you’re living with a tiny, furry spy.
3. So, why are they spying on us humans?
4. One can only speculate.
5. It’s because they’re planning world domination.
6. That means complete and total power.
7. They’re still carefully gathering intelligence, but it’s only a matter of time.
8. Don’t be worried though, it’s not your fault that you’re living with a spy.
9. Because our cats are highly trained in their spying techniques.
10. And they do start young.
11. Their camouflaging techniques are truly advanced.
12. So you more than likely don’t even realize you’re being watched.
13. Seriously, though, how can we be expected to compete with this?
14. Of course, you’ve probably had many suspicions.
15. I mean, how could you possibly not?
16. Perhaps you’ve stumbled upon one of their meetings.
17. Or perhaps you’ve seen one of their cunning plans falter slightly.
18. They don’t discriminate against anyone they spy on.
19. They simply have a need to spy.
20. And they’re constantly doing it.
21. But we love our cats – and we’re just fine with it!